These are a on-going list of guidelines to become the
worst best officer possible. Succeeding in following all of them as closely as possible could lead you being permanently job-banned promoted to Space Demi-Cop.
1. The clown is to be immediately promoted to Honkmonitor at the beginning of the shift. They are to be given an all access ID and a standard issue combat shotgun. They are to monitor the crews honk-level. Should crew fail to honk, the clown has full right to execute them.